Were it not for my excellent bladder control, I would have weed myself' Stuart Heritage From God ‘Best Size for a Bang?’ via Dickens ‘Things Urchins Say’, Henry VIII 'Breaking Bad News to women from Cleeves' and Karl Marx 'Cheating ...
Author: Dale Shaw
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
'Very funny book alert!' Nina Stibbe, author of Love, Nina 'Made me chuckle heartily!' Greg Jenner, author of A Million Years Years in a Day 'It's such a good idea. Were it not for my excellent bladder control, I would have weed myself' Stuart Heritage From God ‘Best Size for a Bang?’ via Dickens ‘Things Urchins Say’, Henry VIII 'Breaking Bad News to women from Cleeves' and Karl Marx 'Cheating at Monopoly', here are the greatest moments from history as told through internet search histories. Following on from classic humour titles such as 1066 and all that and An Utterly Impartial History of Britain comes Dale Shaw's brilliant new take on all the funniest moments from the past - the perfect gift for any history buff who wants a chuckle.
... Zinzendorf's arrival in Bethlehem in late 1741. Ample evidence substantiates
such a theory. Levering notes that when Count Zinzendorf arrived in Bethlehem
on December 21, 1741, that: “In the unfinished Community House two rooms in
Author: William J. Murtagh
Publisher: University of Pennsylvania Press
The industrial city of Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, was originally settled in colonial times by Moravians from southeastern Germany. These religious utopians were noted for urban planning. In this large-format, richly illustrated volume, historian William Murtagh compares more than 20 Bethlehem landmarks with other Moravian communities for a fascinating glimpse into a part of America's past.
It is the sound we find in this story : The little town of Bethlehem was bustling and
busting at the seams that night so many years ago . ... The folks who flooded the
streets of the little town of Bethlehem were not frantic , last - minute shoppers in
search of a gift certificate from Sarah ' s Big ... So , the “ no vacancy ” signs were
everywhere : on houses of relatives and houses of prayer , on motels and hotels .
Author: Joe Nassal
Publisher: Forest of Peace Publishing
In the tradition of the Stations of the Cross. Fr. Nassal leads us through 15 Stations of the Crib, a journey to the manger and the mission that lies beyond it. Drawn from the infancy narratives in Luke and Matthew, these poetic reflections are filled with stories, images and insights that entertain, enlighten and engage.
'Will make everybody laugh' DOLLY ALDERTON ON THE HIGH LOW Enjoy this hilarious collection of over 200 haikus that sum up the complex, confusing and often compounding character of the British people.
Author: Dale Shaw
Publisher: Penguin UK
This Christmas give them, The PERFECT stocking filler, Sure to make them laugh. The Sellotape end Unlocatable it seems Christmas is cancelled How many gin tins Is decreed appropriate For this train journey? The sound of a splash My Hobnob falls to pieces My tea is sullied Every houseplant Suffers a slow painful death I am a monster You're at the seaside A seagull eyes your Magnum You won't win that fight Enjoy this hilarious collection of over 200 haikus that sum up the complex, confusing and often compounding character of the British people - a great stocking filler or secret santa gift!
Many people had traveled to Bethlehem . At the last inn Joseph could find , the
innkeeper shook his head . “ I am sorry , ” he said , “ we have no room here . ” "
Please , ” Joseph said . “ She could deliver her baby any minute . ” The innkeeper
5-Minute Bible Stories is an illustrated collection of more than 30 Bible classics that children can read alone or together with an adult. Each concise story introduces children to important Biblical characters and events.
1956 AISE SPRING CONFERENCE LORD BALTIMORE HOTEL , BALTIMORE ,
MD . ... which drew a total of 991 registrants , some of whom are shown in ( 2 )
Authors and chairmen who participated in the various technical sessions got
together at breakfast to work out last - minute details . Rolling mill session ( 3 )
included : H . I . Smith , Jones á Laughlin Steel Corp . ; J . C . Seibert , Bethlehem
Steel Co .
Contains the proceedings of the Association.
No last - minute rescue occurs . No footnote adds that Bethlehem really didn ' t
have that many boys aged two years and under , as if that would make the act
any less obscene . No explanation rationalizes that the children or the parents ...
Author: John Indermark
Publisher: Upper Room
Indermark helps readers prepare for Christmas as he "sets the stage" of the season by looking at the backdrop (four prophets of Israel), the scenery (four settings), the choruses (four groups), & actors (main characters in the Christmas drama).