This collection of laugh-out-loud, clean jokes, one-liners, and other lighthearted glimpses of life—drawn from Reader’s Digest magazine’s most popular humor columns—is sure to tickle the funny bone.
Author: Reader's Digest
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
More than 1,000 of the funniest, laugh-out-loud jokes, quips, quotes, anecdotes, and cartoons from Reader’s digest magazine—guaranteed to put laughter in your day. This collection of laugh-out-loud, clean jokes, one-liners, and other lighthearted glimpses of life—drawn from Reader’s Digest magazine’s most popular humor columns—is sure to tickle the funny bone. Packed with more than 1,000 jokes, anecdotes, funny things kids say, cartoons, quotes, and stories contributed by professional comedians, joke writers, and readers of the magazine, this side-splitting compilation pokes fun at the facts and foibles of daily routines, illustrating that life is often funnier than fiction. “If evolution really works, how come mothers have only two hands? – Milton Berle The game card said: “Name three wars.” My teenage daughter’s response: “Civil War, Revolutionary War, and Star Wars.” Why do Pilgrims’ pants fall down? Because their belts are on their hats! Check out this billion-dollar idea. A smoke detector that shuts off when you yell, “I’m just cooking!” Overheard in an office: Supervisor to team leader: "So our people aren’t astute enough to understand these comments on the document?" Leader: "What does astute mean?"
Ron was still laughing. The only other sounds besides my grunting and Ron's
laughter was mad clawing, dragging, and sliding as Dudley finally pulled his
large, furry body out from under the bed. Ron was still laughing, totally out of
Author: Amy Newmark
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Chicken Soup for the Soul’s first-ever humor collection, and the timing is perfect. This is storytelling at its funniest. If laughter is the best medicine, then this book is your prescription. Turn off the news and spend a few days not following current events. Instead, return to the basics—humanity’s ability to laugh at itself. Maybe you should even do a news cleanse for a few days! Hide under the covers and read these stories instead. Or read a chapter a day, or a story a day for 101 days. These pages contain the antidote to whatever is troubling you. They will definitely put you in a good mood. No one is safe from our writers— from spouses to parents to children to colleagues and friends. And of course the funniest of all are the stories they tell about their own mishaps and those “most embarrassing moments.” There’s no holding anything back in these pages, so prepare for lots of good, clean (and not so clean) fun.
Given that some people firmly believe laughter's the best medicine, Prescription for Laughter is designed to tickle your funny bone and help you focus on the funnier side of life while you recuperate.
Author: Bonnie Daly
Given that some people firmly believe laughter's the best medicine, Prescription for Laughter is designed to tickle your funny bone and help you focus on the funnier side of life while you recuperate. Side effects may include: Giggling, chuckling, grinning like an idiot, and feeling much, much better far sooner than expected.
No joke: Laughter is the best medicine! Laugh, smile, giggle, cackle, chuckle,
snort, and laugh again ... until you are out of air. Laughter has enormous amounts
of health benefits: It has a positive effect on diabetes, reduces the risk of heart ...
Author: Luise Hakasi
Laugh, smile, giggle, and cackle... until you are out of air. Laughter has enormous amounts of health benefits. Here's the e-book for a good mood and laughing with no end, humorous and witty mixed.
Laughter. Laughter is the best medicine. This is a fact. HERE ARE THE HEALTH
BENEFITS OF LAUGHTER: Laughter boosts levels of endorphins. Laughter
reduces pain. Laughter improves flow of oxygen. Laughter decreases stress
Author: Marielle School
Publisher: Author House
How would it feel to be consistently happy? If you have struggled with addidction, binge eating, dieting, guilt, shame, and self-hatred, It Matters Totally will show you how to start living in the now appreciating yourself, and creating a life that you love.
However, they had neglected to pack any shovels and, instead, chose the next
best thing which they had to hand sticks of dynamite. Planning was obviously ...
shotgun and shot the dog. The dog stopped for a moment, totally unfazed by the.
Author: Andrew Baynes
Publisher: Lulu Press, Inc
Have you thought that life's too serious? When you see or hear about someone doing something so silly, do you just have to laugh? Well this book is just for you. After scouring the internet, I've chosen what I consider to be some of the funniest true stories and included them within this book. With added illustrations this is a piece of literary comedy which I hope that people will enjoy.Some of the stories include insurance claims, answers from children's examinations which are incredible to believe and then letters from parents who tried to excuse their kids from school, some strange and wonderful laws which could result in you going to prison if you break them. These and many, many more are all contained within this book. There are over 300 pages of laughs. I'm proud to announce that for every copy I sell, I will donate some of the proceeds to charity. You can find further information within the Foreward section of this eBook.
COLLEGE CAPERS I BEGAN my last semester of college six months pregnant .
Walking down the hall in the psychology buildilng one day , I was grabbed from
behind and spun around to face a totally strange young man . His eyes fastened
Author: Reader's Digest
Publisher: New York : Berkley Books
More than 600 jokes, gags and laugh lines, Drawn from one of the most popular features of Reader's Digest magazine, this collection of jokes, one-liners, and other lighthearted glimpses of life is just what the doctor ordered.
Have you ever met anyone who does not agree with the ancient affirmation , '
Laughter is the best medicine ? It may surprise you to know that modern Western
medicine is , in certain quarters , totally tickled with the idea of laughter medicine '
Author: Robert Holden
Explores the healing properties of laughter and joy while presenting over fifty prescriptions to strengthen confidence, stimulate creativity, profit from fun, and create new beginnings
Medical practitioners know that laughter has great healing power during times of
sickness . We even have a saying , “ Laughter is the best medicine . ” We can get
to ... Do something totally unusual , ridiculous , and laughable . Make a fool of ...
Author: Louise Diamond
"You are invited to join The Great Peace Give-Away and give people what they truly hunger for in these difficult times--the gift of peace. The Peace Book provides simple everyday tools that can help us have more peace in our lives and in the world."--Back cover.
Buy this book for all the Dad's and Dad Joke Lovers in your fam. Laughter is the best medicine!
Author: Bwahaha Publication
Daaaaaaddd! lol. He's a real jokester and tells jokes so bad you can't help but love them. With this Totally Rad Super Bad Dad Joke Book, you can introduce him to some of the best jokes in the land. Puns, Q & A, and just straight up hilarious Dad jokes about kids, animals, love, and funny aspects of life. Full of clean family friendly jokes that he (or you) can tell in front of the baby and grandma and have everyone laughing their heads off! A perfect gift for any Dad or anyone who loves a good (bad) Dad joke. A fantastic novelty gift to show your appreciation for Pops, for Father's Day, Birthdays & Christmas.With this collection in his joke pocket (Dad's have one of those did you know?), he will break the ice at any occasion and be the hilarity hero. Dad for the win! This joke book is small and portable, so he can take it with and not forget the punchline! 65+ of the best jokes on the planet with fun illustrations making it a joy to read on the pot or at a party. Buy this book for all the Dad's and Dad Joke Lovers in your fam. Laughter is the best medicine!!
Have a Sense of Humor When the clouds are the darkest , even considering
laughing at anything may seem totally inappropriate . But is it ? My sense of
humor has helped me in the bleakest of times . Laughter is one of the best
Author: Judith Briles
Publisher: Fleming H Revell Company
After author Judith Briles' 19 year old son was killed, she found the tools necessary to help her overcome any obstacle. Sorrow led her to renewed spirituality, forced her to reach out to others, and taught her to find humor, and even joy, in any situation
His world-class doctor/patient oriented gag cartoons and inspirational quotes in this volume were created especially to lighten the hearts of patients and to make the hospital visit less stressful.
Author: S. J. Volk
"HOSPITAL HUMOR": Laughing At Ourselves And Staying Healthy" is a totally fresh and funny look at our own human foibles. The cartoonist, S.J. Volk, loves to laugh at himself... although his satirical pen appears to spare no one and to spear everyone. He believes we take ourselves too seriously, and that good humor is the best medicine. His world-class doctor/patient oriented gag cartoons and inspirational quotes in this volume were created especially to lighten the hearts of patients and to make the hospital visit less stressful.
Laughter is the best medicine ? Had he totally lost his mind ? Did he really think
their problems could be solved with a romantic dinner and a few good yuks ?
Anika stared straight ahead as the silence in the apartment engulfed her . It was
Author: Ellen Hart
Twin Cities businessman Ken Loy is the first to die; shot between the eyes during a sunset bike ride. Half an hour later, Bob Fabian, the rich and handsome owner of the Minneapolis Times Register, meets a similar fate. It was a year ago when Loy broadsided the VW Beetle driven by Fabian's wife, Valerie, killing her instantly. Coincidence? Sleuthing food critic Sophie Greenway doesn't buy it.
He actually started laughing. “It's okay, Glory.” By now he was totally out of control
. He could barely speak the next words through his glee. ... Sometimes, laughter
is the best medicine. JUST KEEP ON TRUCKIN' “Okay, that's the last of it,” 86 ...
Author: Lynne Pembroke
Publisher: Commonwealth Publications
Awakened at the sight of a talking, oversized caterpillar, Gloriosa Webster thinks she has gone over the edge. But Doc Grog, the fuzzy Caterpillarian physician answers all her questions and convinces her of the reality of the situation. Glo is determined to remain a Glitter Galaxian. But can she stay on the heavenly planet with her mother's scandalous secret looming over her head.