Rum Humour Rum Humor

Lovecraft presents an original voice with hints of Douglas Adams and Woody Allen and to those with a taste for the absurd it is a rare treat. The collection contains some prize-winning pieces and many that have never before been seen.

Rum Humour   Rum Humor

Author: Thaddeus Lovecraft

Publisher:

ISBN: 9780957459847

Page: 140

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Urbane, absurd, intelligent, satirical and darkly funny. Lovecraft presents an original voice with hints of Douglas Adams and Woody Allen and to those with a taste for the absurd it is a rare treat. The collection contains some prize-winning pieces and many that have never before been seen. Subjects tackled include: sex with bees, slimming for cannibals, your imminent death and Noel Edmonds.

Instant Pirate Just Add Rum

You're looking for a funny Joke or Pun to get all the laughs? Then this is the perfect notebook journal and composition notebook for a good Laugh with your friends and colleagues on 120 sites Dot Grid.

Instant Pirate Just Add Rum

Author: Funny Puns Publishing

Publisher: Independently Published

ISBN: 9781688046641

Page: 122

View: 888

You're looking for a funny Joke or Pun to get all the laughs? Then this is the perfect notebook journal and composition notebook for a good Laugh with your friends and colleagues on 120 sites Dot Grid. Awesome premium cover with the best Funny and sarcastic Puns and ironic Jokes For Family and Friends. Why don't you take a look on our other Funny Puns themed notebooks?

2020 Daily Planner Funny Humorous Rum Plans 388 Pages

2020 Daily Planner Funny Humorous Rum Plans 388 Pages contains one whole page for every day of the year.

2020 Daily Planner Funny Humorous Rum Plans 388 Pages

Author: Distinctive Journals

Publisher:

ISBN: 9781712580172

Page: 388

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2020 Daily Planner Funny Humorous Rum Plans 388 Pages contains one whole page for every day of the year. See your schedule clearly in 2020! It's time to start planning now to make 2020 an amazing year with this efficient planner. Makes a perfect gag gift for just the right person in your life. You know who that is! Imagine the reactions at the birthday party or holiday gathering when this gift is opened! Each page has marked spaces for the day broken down into hourly segments between 6 AM and 8 PM. There are blank lines at the bottom of each daily page for notes. This planner also includes a full page calendar for each month of 2020 as well as an overview calendar page so you can see the entire year 2020 at a glance. You will also find a list of of notable days in 2020. You or your gift recipient will enjoy the funny alcohol theme paperback cover every time this 2020 planner is used for getting organized, making appointments, and staying on top of everything life throws your way. People say that failing to plan is planning to fail. That won't happen to you when you use this awesome 2020 planner. You or your gift recipient will find many uses for this handy 2020 planner.

Rum Punch And Chill

Use this notebook at home, work or school as a journal, composition book or diary Perfect as a note book for school assignments, meetings or as a personal journal for daily writing, to do lists and more 7.5 x 9.25 inch notebook with soft ...

Rum Punch And Chill

Author: Delsee Notebooks

Publisher:

ISBN: 9781080362813

Page: 122

View: 279

Use this notebook at home, work or school as a journal, composition book or diary Perfect as a note book for school assignments, meetings or as a personal journal for daily writing, to do lists and more 7.5 x 9.25 inch notebook with soft matte finish cover & 120 pages of white paper

Baker s Humorous Speaker

... be after murdering me ~ I was not oncivil to ye . Go back to Pate Dogan ' s wid
me now , and I will trate ivery one of yees . " “ We don ' t drink rumrumrum .
” " And are ye all Father Mathew men ? " 106 IRISH DIALECT RECITATIONS .

Baker s Humorous Speaker

Author: George Melville Baker

Publisher:

ISBN:

Page:

View: 451

Elmo s Humorous Speaker

... and presently returning with the tumbler halffull of pine - apple rum , advanced
to the kettle which was singing gaily on the hob , mixed his grog , stirred it ,
sipped it , sat down , and taking a long and hearty pull at the rum and water ,
stopped ...

Elmo s Humorous Speaker

Author:

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ISBN:

Page: 338

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The Humorous Speaker

King Rum , " ses I ; “ that very tyrant that's got you by the guzzle now , and he'll
have you choked down on yer knees to him fore a half hour if you don't
revolutionize on him and quit him . " The feller stopped and looked rite down in
the fire - then ...

The Humorous Speaker

Author: Oliver Oldham

Publisher:

ISBN:

Page: 408

View: 590

Humorous Phases of the Law

On the point of agency , he put the illustration of a wife ' s ordering “ five
puncheons of rum and five hogsheads of sugar , ” as an example of an excessive
order , but his lordship did not have the temerity to intimate that , if the five
puncheons of ...

Humorous Phases of the Law

Author: Irving Browne

Publisher:

ISBN:

Page: 190

View: 701

Humorous Ghost Stories

Nearly every afternoon a ghost-wagon used to jolt down to the ship with a lading
of rum, and though the older ghosts seemed inclined to give the captain's
hospitality the go-by, the youngsters were neither to hold nor to bind. So one
afternoon ...

Humorous Ghost Stories

Author: Dorothy Scarborough

Publisher: Prabhat Prakashan

ISBN:

Page:

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The present book 'Humorous Ghost Stories' is a collection of classic humorous ghost stories that will haunt you as well as tickle you at the same time. These stories were written by the famous fiction writer Dorothy Scarborough. It was first published in the year 1921.

Whims and oddities National tales Humorous tales

The ' Planter of Barbadies , - famous place for rum , sir ! ” 6 Was there any sea , —
are you wet ? ” “ Only up to my middle , sir . ” “ Very well , — - stow away the
wreck , and go to your grog . Tell Bunce to give you all double allowance . ” “
Thank ...

Whims and oddities  National tales  Humorous tales

Author: Thomas Hood

Publisher:

ISBN:

Page:

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Readings from American authors humorous and pathetic selected and arranged by J A Jennings

Now , look at it that way ; and if it strikes you , I tell you what I ' ll do : I ' ll actually
swap that imperishable leg off to you for two pounds of water - crackers and a tin
cup full of Jamaica rum . Is it a go ? ” Then Brown weighed out the crackers , gave
 ...

Readings from American authors  humorous and pathetic  selected and arranged by J A  Jennings

Author: John Andrew Jennings

Publisher:

ISBN:

Page: 256

View: 389